Here at the Dougall Diaries we would like to wish a very happy THIRTIETH birthday to Patrick the Wombat from Ballarat.
Patrick is the oldest bare-nosed wombat in captivity, by 10 years!! And at a MASSIVE 40kgs, he has GOT to be the biggest too!!
My peep is a massive fan of Patrick, and keeps telling me we look alike... But I don't see it...
Patrick's keepers at the Ballarat Wildlife Park, to help perpetual batchelor Patrick out on his birthday, have set up a Tinder account for the S.N.A.W. (sensitive-new-aged-wombat).
We wish you luck in your search for love, Patrick, and hope your get plenty of carrots and rides in your barrow for your birthday.
Woofs, from Dougall.
Patrick is the oldest bare-nosed wombat in captivity, by 10 years!! And at a MASSIVE 40kgs, he has GOT to be the biggest too!!
My peep is a massive fan of Patrick, and keeps telling me we look alike... But I don't see it...
Patrick's keepers at the Ballarat Wildlife Park, to help perpetual batchelor Patrick out on his birthday, have set up a Tinder account for the S.N.A.W. (sensitive-new-aged-wombat).
We wish you luck in your search for love, Patrick, and hope your get plenty of carrots and rides in your barrow for your birthday.
Woofs, from Dougall.